Đáng lẽ phải gửi vào trong topic Youtube nhưng mà trong đấy hơi lộn xộn nên mình post ra ngoài này cho mọi người xem cho dễ, mong mod cho phép để topic sống 1 thời gian Mấy cái vid này là tớ chế khoảng hơn 1 năm trước nhưng mà lâu rồi quên bẵng, hôm nay mới móc ra vác lên share cho anh em xem . Bạn nào là fan thì đừng có take it seriously . CHỦ ĐỀ CHÍNH LÀ NÓI VỀ TOILET 1. No PAPER ! (chế I'm with you của Avril Lavigne) [video]MJGhhuhc040[/video] Lyrics: Im sitting in the dark Im sweating like a pig I've been sitting here for...hours No paper on the rack No tissue anywhere I'm running out of dollar bills I wont eat sushi anymore... Damn this toilet has no paper !! Its a damn cold night, And Im freezing my ass off Oh god, give me some tissues or some newspapers, I dont care which one, thats fine Oh my god I was eating outside I ate some raw sushi And diarrhea came, baby ! My stomach hurts like hell I rush to a toilet My stomach is screaming, inside I wont eat sushi anymore... Damn this toilet has no paper !! Its a damn cold night, And Im freezing my ass off Oh god, give me some tissues or some newspapers, I dont care which one, thats fine Oh my god.... Oh my god.... auu auu... Oh, i've been sitting here for two hours May be I should just use my underwear Yeaheayeayeaheayeyayeaheahyyyeahhh!!! Its a damn cold night, And Im freezing my ass off Oh god, give me some tissues or some newspapers, I dont care which one, thats fine Oh my god.... Oh my god.... Give me some tissues give me newspapers I dont care which one, its fine... Oh my god... Oh my god..... Give me some tissues give me newspapers I dont care which one, its fine... Oh my god... Oh my god..... 2. BANG! (chế Losing Grip của Avril Lavigne) [video]ruEPsZiuaZQ[/video] Lyrics: Im sitting in a restaurant with my friends, eating Somehow I feel something moving inside my stomach, yeah i... Oh god I feel something moving inside me why it has to be now ? in front of of all my friends.. I am about to cry now dont want to be loud try to suppress the sound Because I am about to Fart !! Here I come !! I've been trying to stay normal but can do no more Gas! I have so much gas! Im starting to *beep* Im turning my hip and I try to hide the smell People start to look around 'cause the smell, I try to stay normal when they turn around I try to have, a normal face When I was at home, I went toilet twice Still not running out of gas everything is still inside I am about to cry now dont want to be loud try to suppress the sound Because I am about to Fart !! Here I come !! I've been trying to stay normal but can do no more Gas! I have so much gas! Im starting to *beep* Im turning my hip and I try to hide the smell cry out loud Im crying out loud cryin out loud Im crying out, loudd... What should I do, now ?? Open a gas store ? Fart !! Here I come !! I've been trying to stay normal I can do no more Fart !! Here I come !! I've been trying to stay normal I can do no more Fart !! Here I come !! Im embarassed, but I dont care and I am holding back no more Fart !! Here I come !! I've been trying to stay normal I can do no more Fart !! Here I come !! Im embarrassed, but I dont care and I am holding back no more 3. The Toilet Song ( chế Carry you home của James Blunt) [video]lvvgKkRnnBU[/video] Lyrics: Im here sittin' on the toilet, and I try again I tried I tried really hard, its not coming out I ate too much last night, and I am suffering... Since early morning I've been trying, I've been trying to, get them out Nothing is coming down and I am, upset As strong as I tried, harder I pushed, its still not coming out and, I cannot breath I tried to focus But it is so hard I know what it feels and that means no more meat More vegetables ! Oh god dammnit if I try again I may get it out but it hurts !! Nothing is coming down and I am, upset As strong as I tried, harder I pushed, its still not coming out and, I cannot breath I tried to focus But it is so hard I know what it feels and that means no more meat More vegetables ! And they were all stuck in my stomach tonight And I've been trying really hard lately tonight Oh god it stinks so much.... As strong as I tried, harder I pushed, its still not coming out and, I cannot breath I tried to focus But it is so hard I know what it feels and that means no more meat ... As strong as I tried, harder I pushed, its still not coming out and, I cannot breath I tried to focus But it is so hard I know what it feels and that means no more meat More vegetables ! More vegetables !
chế James Blunt của ta mà dung tục thế này sao ít nhất cũng phải như bài này [video]R0UT2MpdWnc[/video]
Cái You're beautiful có chế cũng chả sao vì chính JB còn chế lại nó thành The Triangle hát cho trẻ con nghe. Nhưng Carry you home cậu nghe hiểu nội dung mà còn đem ra "chế" thì tớ hiểu tại sao nhiều thanh niên bây giờ nghĩ làm game chủ đề chiến tranh Afghanistan là bình thường rồi. Khỏi comment thêm.
Mình thấy chế lời lại cho vui thì có gì đâu nhỉ? Mềnh cũng fan của Avril với James phòng trường hợp bạn nào bảo mình anti-fan.
