Just for Laugh

HOW GORILLA CAN HURT GAY ????????

Two gay men were visiting a zoo, when they found themselves at the gorilla cage.

The gorilla was sitting there with a huge erection.

Unable to contain himself one of the men reaches in to touch it. As soon as his arm goes into the cage, the gorilla grabs him, and takes him into the cage...slams him to the floor and screws him senseless.

A few days later in the hospital the boyfriend visits and asks his partner if he is hurt..... "Hurt? You bet I'm hurt. He hasn't phoned, he hasn't written..."

HORSE LETTER !!!!

A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.


He asks, "What was that for?"


She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."
He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on."

She shrugs and walks away. Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.

He asks, "What was that for?"

She answers, "Your horse called."

 

Q: What do black guys differ from shit?
A: When shit dries, it turn white and is less stinky.
Q: If the father of church is black, what should u call him?
A: Holly shit.

Thêm một cái link nữa
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=linhW66L6Ks&feature=related

 

A Chelsea spokesperson refused to give any credence to the rumor that manager Andre Villas-Boas was so angry after the game that he stormed into the dressing room and screamed at Torres, his eyes murderous and spit flying, "Top class striker be damned, get a bloody gun and blow your brains out."

At which point Frank Lampard dived under the nearest table, shrieking, "No gaffer, you've seen his aim!"
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Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger admitted in the post game interview that his team lost because of a couple of basic mistakes. But the Arsenal manager was not impressed by the follow-up question, "Mistakes like forgetting that they don't play for Blackburn?"

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Wenger is said to be lining up a January bid for Fernando Torres. When questioned about the shock transfer, he clued the assembled journalists in to his visionary plan, "If Torres plays as center back, at least one of my defenders will never score past Szczesny."

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Last season Arsenal already did the impossible by coming fourth in a two-horse race. Against all the odds, they managed to go one better this season by scoring five goals yet losing a game 4-3.

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Please note that any Arsenal fans offended by these jokes may call the complaints hotline at (020) 2-1 2-2 2-3 2-4.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-7NI6KNb5M&feature=fvwrel

 

Son: Dad, how come there r mother and father day but no children day
Dad: Idk bout you but I don't usually celebrate my mistakes

 

So funny! Great. I love English

 

Caveman speak for everyone !
Found this on DN cherry Credit lolololol 8D 8D 8D

Oh for the sake of the language

 

Some slang that you guys need to know, if you knew it ....
''''who care
just wanna spam ^^;
lmao = laugh my ass off
lol = laugh out loud
rofl = roll on the floor

 

LMAO= laugh my ass off , then LMFAO = laugh my f**kin' ass off right??

 

I just scanned through the box and some threads from the past (around 2010 and older) provided much hilarity.
I won't tell you which, because I hate you, tho. :)

 

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ?

Because 7 8 9

 

seven eight nine
=seven eat nine or seven eat night?

 

yup. have you ever seen Home alone. it's interesting film. i have ever seen it. i love it so much. you can find happiness and smile when you see it. hope that you will have a good time on christmas and happy new year

 

wow. just go out to lake and see native person