Just for Laugh

Thảo luận trong 'Giao lưu Ngoại Ngữ' bắt đầu bởi Hank Williams, 17/12/04.

  1. hopeluck

    hopeluck Vệ úy

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    HOW GORILLA CAN HURT GAY ????????

    Two gay men were visiting a zoo, when they found themselves at the gorilla cage.

    The gorilla was sitting there with a huge erection.

    Unable to contain himself one of the men reaches in to touch it. As soon as his arm goes into the cage, the gorilla grabs him, and takes him into the cage...slams him to the floor and screws him senseless.

    A few days later in the hospital the boyfriend visits and asks his partner if he is hurt..... "Hurt? You bet I'm hurt. He hasn't phoned, he hasn't written..."

    HORSE LETTER !!!!

    A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.


    He asks, "What was that for?"


    She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."
    He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on."

    She shrugs and walks away. Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.

    He asks, "What was that for?"

    She answers, "Your horse called."
     
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  2. Ban thu xem!

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  3. drjackal

    drjackal Vệ úy

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    A Chelsea spokesperson refused to give any credence to the rumor that manager Andre Villas-Boas was so angry after the game that he stormed into the dressing room and screamed at Torres, his eyes murderous and spit flying, "Top class striker be damned, get a bloody gun and blow your brains out."

    At which point Frank Lampard dived under the nearest table, shrieking, "No gaffer, you've seen his aim!"
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    Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger admitted in the post game interview that his team lost because of a couple of basic mistakes. But the Arsenal manager was not impressed by the follow-up question, "Mistakes like forgetting that they don't play for Blackburn?"

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    Wenger is said to be lining up a January bid for Fernando Torres. When questioned about the shock transfer, he clued the assembled journalists in to his visionary plan, "If Torres plays as center back, at least one of my defenders will never score past Szczesny."

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    Last season Arsenal already did the impossible by coming fourth in a two-horse race. Against all the odds, they managed to go one better this season by scoring five goals yet losing a game 4-3.

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    Please note that any Arsenal fans offended by these jokes may call the complaints hotline at (020) 2-1 2-2 2-3 2-4.
     
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  5. Ivan bất tử

    Ivan bất tử Dân binh mắt toét

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    Son: Dad, how come there r mother and father day but no children day
    Dad: Idk bout you but I don't usually celebrate my mistakes [​IMG]
     
  6. bitoha

    bitoha Dân binh mắt toét

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    So funny! Great. I love English
     
  7. MARfan

    MARfan Chỉ huy sứ đồng tri

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    Caveman speak for everyone !
    Found this on DN cherry Credit lolololol 8D 8D 8D
    Oh for the sake of the language =))
     
  8. GordonNguyen

    GordonNguyen Dân binh mắt toét

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    Some slang that you guys need to know, if you knew it ....
    ''''who care
    just wanna spam ^^;
    lmao = laugh my ass off
    lol = laugh out loud
    rofl = roll on the floor
     
  9. snowboy98

    snowboy98 Vệ úy

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    LMAO= laugh my ass off , then LMFAO = laugh my f**kin' ass off right?? =))
     
  10. _Forte_

    _Forte_ Thiếu úy

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    I just scanned through the box and some threads from the past (around 2010 and older) provided much hilarity. =))
    I won't tell you which, because I hate you, tho. :)
     
  11. lochichuong3

    lochichuong3 Dân binh mắt toét

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    Why is 6 afraid of 7 ?

    Because 7 8 9
     
  12. 1110ichien

    1110ichien Phó đề hạt

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    seven eight nine
    =seven eat nine or seven eat night?
     
  13. phukien88

    phukien88 Dân binh mắt toét

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    yup. have you ever seen Home alone. it's interesting film. i have ever seen it. i love it so much. you can find happiness and smile when you see it. hope that you will have a good time on christmas and happy new year
     
  14. sherlockhome2011

    sherlockhome2011 Dân binh mắt toét

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    wow. just go out to lake and see native person
     

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