Just for Laugh

Stolen Horse

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit fo picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen :o

He goes back into the bar, handily flips his gun into the air, catches it above his head without even looking and fires a shot into the ceiling :cool:

"WHICK ONE OF YOU SIDEWINDERS STOLE MY HOSS ?"

He yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered

"ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHER BEER, AND IF MY HOSS AINT'S BACK OUTSIDE BY THE TIME I FINISH, I'M GONNA DO WHAT I DUN IN TEXAS ! AND I REALLY DONT LIKE TO HAVE TO DO WHAT I DUN IN TEXAS !" # . .

Some of the locals shifted restlessly.

He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse is back ! :o He saddless - up and starts to ride out of town.

The bartender wanders out of the bar and asks : "Say partner, before you go . . what happened in Texas ?"

The cowboy turned back and said : "I had to walk home"

 

Is it dead ??

One of the teachers had a kindergartener come up to her and say that he had found a frog. The teacher asked if the frog was alive or dead.

The student said it was dead.

The teacher asked how he knew.

The boy said : "I pissed in it's ear"

The teacher said : "You what ?"

He said : "You know, I went to his ear and said "PSSST !" and it didn't move. So it must be dead"


Guessing Game

Two blondes are walking down a road, one has a large sports bag.

1st blonde : "What have you got in that bag ?"

2ns blonde : "Chickens"

1st blonde : "If I can guess how many chickens you've got in that bag, can I have one of them ?"

2nd blonde : "If you can guess how many chickens I've got in this bag, you can have both of them !"

1st blonde : "Well, I think you've got three !!!" :o :'>

 

ohh .. seem dont have any people ..:( but I have just found some of funny story, so I keep posting here ( hmm . . for my lvl )

What is your last name ?

The manager of a large office asked a new employee to come into his office : "What is your name ?" was the first thing the manager asked. "John" - the new guy replied. The manager scowled : "Look, I dont know what kind of the namby-pamby place you worked at before, but I don't call nayone by their first name !! It breeds familiarily and that leads to a breakdown in authority", he said : "I refer to my employees by their last name only - Smith, Jones, Baker - that's all. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name ?" . The new guy sighed and said "Darling, My name is John Darling" . . . Tha manager said "OK, John, the nexe thing I want to tell you . . ."
Kids at the hospital


Two kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside an operating room. The first kid leans over ans asks : "What are you in here for ?"

The second kid says : "I'm in here to get my tonsils out, and I'm a little nervous"

The first kid says : "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up , they give you a lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze

The second kid then asks : "What are you in here for ?"

"A circumcision" - the first kid answers

"Whoa!!" - the second kid says "Goodluck, buddy. I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year"


Lipstick on the mirrors


According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the restroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving a dozens of little lip prints.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be donw. She called all of the girls to the restroom and met them there with the maintenance man.

She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean mirror every night. To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance guy to clean one of them. He took a long handled squeegee, dipped it into the toilet and then cleaned the mirror.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirrors. :whew: